Three PG-13 Postings

Grosser Than Gross (Episode 1):

Darby, Valerie, Liam, and Tessa went for a walk to Starbucks on Saturday morning. As we approached Starbucks, we noticed four little boys five or six years old playing around a shallow pool in front of the building. They were splashing each other, laughing, and generally having a very nice time. Some of the boys were blowing up little balloons, some were filling them up with water and throwing them at each other. I was mildy disturbed when I noticed one little boy filling a balloon up with water, and then spitting the water at the other boys - as the water in the pool was probably not terribly clean - but boys will be boys. As we came nearer, I noticed one of the boys fishing a balloon out of the pool with a stick. As he retrieved the object I realized that balloons that the little boys were having such a delightful time with were...discarded used condoms.